Ladies, let’s be real. You finally mustered the courage to dive back into the dating pool, only to find it’s more like a swamp filled with strange creatures. But before you blame the universe (or your ex), let’s check something crucial, your dating profile! Because, yes, the wrong words can send Mr. Right running for the hills faster than you can say, “I love long walks on the beach.”
So, if you’re wondering why good men aren’t sticking around, you might be guilty of one (or more) of these profile blunders. Let’s fix them, STAT!
1. The “Bitter Betty” Profile
What it looks like:
“Not here for games. If you’re a liar, cheater, or loser, don’t bother!”
Why it’s a problem: We get it. You’ve been through some things. But starting with a laundry list of red flags makes you seem jaded and, well, kind of scary.
Fix it: Instead of focusing on what you don’t want, highlight what you do want. Try:
“I value honesty, kindness, and a great sense of humor. If you do too, let’s chat!”
2. The “Job Interview” Profile
What it looks like:
“Must be over 6 feet tall, make six figures, love dogs, own a boat, and send flowers weekly.”
Why it’s a problem: A good man isn’t looking for an application process just to take you out for coffee. High standards are great, but sounding like a hiring manager isn’t.
Fix it: Focus on connection, not a checklist. Try:
“I love a man who’s adventurous and kind. Bonus points if you can make me laugh!”
3. The “Too Mysterious for My Own Good” Profile
What it looks like:
“I’m just seeing what’s out there. Ask me if you want to know more.”
Why it’s a problem: This tells men nothing about you, except that you’re either boring or too lazy to write a profile. Not exactly enticing.
Fix it: Give them something to work with! Try:
“I love road trips, spicy food, and surprising people with random acts of kindness. Tell me your best travel story!”
4. The “Self-Help Guru” Profile
What it looks like:
“I’m on a journey of self-discovery, manifesting abundance, and radiating positive energy.”
Why it’s a problem: While personal growth is fantastic, men aren’t looking for their next therapist or a walking motivational poster.
Fix it: Make it relatable! Try:
“I believe in growth and good vibes but also love a lazy Sunday in pajamas with a great movie. Balance is key!”
5. The “Selfie Queen” Profile
What it looks like: A gallery of nothing but filtered selfies. Duck lips. Bathroom mirrors. No context.
Why it’s a problem: Men want to see you, not just your best angles. Plus, excessive selfies scream “high maintenance” and “self-obsessed.”
Fix it: Include a mix of photos! Try:
- A fun candid picture
- A full-body shot (so they know what to expect IRL)
- A pic doing something you love (hiking, cooking, traveling, etc.)
6. The “Too Much Too Soon” Profile
What it looks like:
“I’m looking for a husband, so if you’re not serious, don’t waste my time.”
Why it’s a problem: Commitment is great, but leading with marriage or bust is like bringing a wedding dress to a first date. Chill.
Fix it: Show that you’re open to love without pressure. Try:
“I’m looking for a meaningful connection with the right person. Let’s start with good conversation and see where it goes!”
7. The “No Effort Nancy” Profile
What it looks like:
“I like music. I like food. I like fun.”
Why it’s a problem: This tells them absolutely nothing about you. If you can’t put effort into a profile, why would they believe you’ll put effort into dating?
Fix it: Be specific! Try:
“I love jazz music, Thai food, and spontaneous road trips. Let’s find the best taco spot together!”
The Bottom Line
Your dating profile is your first impression. Make it count! Ditch the negativity, be yourself, and, most importantly, have fun with it.